The St. Valentine's Day Massacre: at Patria

Looking for a great date night for your Pre-Valentine's Day weekend?
The six relationships depicted in The St. Valentine's Day Massacre are so dysfunctional, so un-healthy, and so twisted that your current relationship is guaranteed to look better by comparison!
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All alone for your Pre-Valentines day weekend?
The six relationships shown in The St. Valentine's Day Massacre are so messed up, so vitriolic, and so generally worrisome that we guarantee you'll be thrilled to be all by yourself!
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